The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s kind of like the extremely offensive version of Apples to Apples.
I played it for the first time this evening with my friends and here were the best ones. (They aren’t meant to be taken seriously, of course!)
How do you raise a young person in our simultaneously both porned out and repressed culture to both avoid sexual assault while not being alienated from their own sexuality? Please, please tell me.
man i know pacific rim is not a Holy Grail of Perfect Progressive Cinema but man is it NICE to be able to watch a big cheesy loud action movie w main characters of color and where theres no hamfistedly shoved in romance and LOADSA COOL ALIEN AND SCIENCE STUFF ……. and where i dont have to be perpetually worried about them making some kinda gross joke (looking at u transformers) and the fights are still BIG and satisfying and everyones still super hot
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
wouldn’t that make the shark a
This post got weird
That got cheesey
Dumitru IcodinLe Dame de Chez Maxim, 1962, oil on board, 23 x 30 cm, private collection.Submitted by Daniel Montes.
its so strange to think how less than 200 years ago people considered vampires to be some of the most utterly terrifying creatures on earth and literally dug up anyone thought to be undead and burned their organs while praying furiously. i just saw a commercial where a family of vampires enjoyed some wholesome nutri grain bars. america is a wonderful place
200 years ago they didn’t have the human centipede
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